Me: I need to jazz up my emojis. Smileys are so last year.
🎃 how about me?
👻 you’re a little past your expiration aren’t you?
🎃 oh like you’re so timely.
👻 hey I’m year round man. Know why? Cause I don’t turn to mush!
💀 thought I smelled something…
🎃 well it’s not me. I smell like fall and Starbucks.
👻 and rotten veggie.
🎃 oh really? Hey lets go to the store and you can point out the beer that tastes like dirty sheet!
💩 there’s a beer that tastes like me?!?
💀 man that guy is so deaf.
🎃👻 no kidding.