10: try to stay up really late without your parents finding out

13: attempt to have a phone conversation with your friend / best friend / ‘friend’ without your parents picking up the phone*

16: revel in the glorious freedom your new driver’s license gives you… by hanging out at the mall

19: go to concert and then cheapest diner you can find because that stadium food is expensive

21: drink a fruity cocktail at the bar while trying not to make a face

25: put together new Ikea furniture before friends arrive to check out your new place

30: nice dinner out

35: consider hiring someone else to put together new Ikea furniture

40: zzzzz

*Before cellphones, most if not all houses had something called a land line. Ask your parents about it.