What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?*
The University of Victoria offers a science course about Batman.
March 26th is Spinach Day but also Make Up Your Own Holiday day. My new holiday is on December 1st and it’s called Spinach is Evil Day.
Can you tell I’m a fan?
How can they not know when the Badonkadonk will be back in stock?
Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?**
*Cashew!
**It was driving down the road and turned into a field!