The fact that cheese fries contain dairy, carbs, and protein does not automatically make them a suitable dinner option. Neither does adding a side salad.

The likelihood of checking to make sure you closed the freezer door all the way is directly proportional to the amount of tasty food stuffed inside.

Putting together a new vacuum cleaner can make you weep more than Steel Magnolias.

The elation of finally, FINALLY winning a game of Hearts on the computer. Do you know this feeling? Because I certainly don’t.

The whole cheese fries equation is going to be exactly the same no matter how many times you think it through. Or how big the salad is.

Folding laundry is not exercise.

The 90’s really were that long ago.

Eating wings with one hand so you can play Words with Friends on your phone… difficult but possible.

Watching Beauty and the Beast then staring really hard at a pile of dirty dishes doesn’t cause them to magically wash themselves.

Both sets of laundry machines are open? Happy dance!