Munched through a prodigious number of delicious, delicious Maryland blue crabs.
Swearing and evil thoughts limited to five-ish when cat woke me up at 2:30 AM in worst way possible.
Started a massive cross stitch. Again.*
Found cool retro candy store. Bought cool retro candy. Agreed when brother declared cool retro candy tastes like sugary chalk.
Watched enough MST3K to qualify for danger pay.
Cool new wallpaper… for the phone.
Averaged one fluff book a day on the weekends.
Got up ‘early’ enough to enjoy a lot of this:

Fortified myself with multiple Italian meals.
Managed to limit traffic related facepalms to three per trip.
*Only the third try on the same beast of a pattern; this time I shall persevere!