Me: Time to write a blog post I think.

My Brain: You’re kidding, right?

Me: It’s been a long time since I’ve posted. People are going to think I gave up.

My Brain: …..

Me: Plus those posts during NaNoWriMo were… festive.

My Brain: You expected me to come up with 50,000 words in one month. You’re lucky those posts weren’t in Klingon.

Me: But NaNo is over, so back to the blog!

My Brain: You do realize those words had to be strung together right? In real sentences. That made sense.

Me: Yes I do. But now…

My Brain: ALL 50,000 OF THEM.

Me: But we’ve got some great strange foods to try and…

My Brain: I DO NOT CARE. AND I AM NOT LISTENING TO YOU. LALALALALALA.