Plinky #something

Prompt: Grab the nearest book. Open it and go to the tenth word. Do a Google Image Search of the word. Write about what the image brings to mind.

The word is doctor. Which is a little disappointing because it was a murder mystery; there are much better words in there.

What Comes to Mind:

  • Not one of these people is actually a doctor.
  • I should have invested in whatever company makes lab coats and / or stethoscopes.
  • Is there a penalty for not having a stethoscope with you? Like a little Smart car with a flashing light pulls up and writes you a ticket?
  • Why is that one cartoon doctor standing next to a pile of tires?
  • Mr. T as a doctor? Really? He probably came up with that automated blood pressure machine that tries to sever your arm in the name of medicine.
  • ProTip: Don’t let a small child hold the business end of your stethoscope while you’ve got it plugged into your ears. I’m just saying.
  • If my doctor’s smile was that big I’d wonder if they’d been in the medicine cabinet lately.
  • Blue: favorite color of doctors.
  • Did I mention that Dr. T has a gold stethoscope?
  • Enough. All these smiling doctors are creeping me out a little.

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