Creative funks happen, and when they do there’s only one course of action I rely on. Regroup, settle in, and force myself to focus and get some work done goof around on the internet. The past few days have represented such a funk, and so I give you the fruits of my procrastination.

There are many talented people on the internet, and some of them have congregated on Amazon.com. Their purpose is to spice up the site with some awesomeness in the form of reviews. Below are my favorites*. Many thanks, though he will surely never see this, to George Takei (most know him as Mr. Sulu from Star Trek) whose Facebook brought this trend to my attention. Seek his entries, they are worth it.

• Mountain Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt
• Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
• Tuscan Whole Milk
• How to Avoid Huge Ships
• Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable

*Yes I know I’m late to this party. Just pretend you haven’t seen these before.